What do you think about crop circles?

Question

Gramps,

I was just wondering, what do you think of crop circles? Any answer would be welcomed. Thanks!

Curiosity

Answer

Curiosity,

I think they’re one of two things:

1. Beautiful designs laid out on a massive scale by intelligent, though otherwise bored people unconcerned with the cost of lost revenue from the destroyed grain.

2. Beautiful designs laid out on a massive scale by intelligent, though otherwise bored aliens from outer space unconcerned with the cost of lost revenue from the destroyed grain.

I’m firmly planting both my feet on #1 being the reality simply because I just can’t fathom an interstellar race intelligent enough to reach earth only to leave pretty designs in our wheat…at the very least they’d sign it, right?

Gramps